You know what’s great about the sweltering heat? The kind that makes it impossible to sleep, leaves you with no energy, and forces you to sit in front of a fan all day? I don’t actually know, I was hoping someone could tell me.

For the next week, we’re only expected to see daytime highs over 30 degrees, and it’s going to be interesting.

The good news? It’s the most culturally acceptable time to have Slurpees and ice cream whenever you want! The bad news? If you’re looking for one of those portable air conditioners, good luck. On Kijiji, it’ll cost you at least $500 and your kidney.