Hello, I’m John! Welcome to my Diary as I describe what is going through my mind as Marina and I go head to head with Christmas songs!

Day 1: Marina-Christmas Eve Sarajevo (Trans Siberian Orchestra) VS John-All I want for Christmas is you (Mariah Carey)
Marina won today with a 4 minute long song that doesn’t have any lyrics. Not only that, but she beat what I think is the greatest Christmas song of all time. That’s fine though because tomorrow I got ANOTHER banger coming!

Day 2: Marina-I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (Gayla Peevey) VS John-Feliz Navidad (José Feliciano)
Marina won again… I don’t even know what’s happening. A song sung by a 10 year old about a friggin hippo BEAT FELIZ NAVIDAD?! I’d like to say I have another banger coming but at this point I don’t even know. See you tomorrow.

Day 3: Marina-Jingle Bell Rock (Bobby Helms) VS John-Dominick the Donkey (Lou Monte)
A Threepeat?! REALLY?! A THREEPEAT?! I’m starting to think people don’t actually care about the music and only see what I pick and choose the opposite. I get it. It was a song about a Donkey. But I thought it would have been so ridiculous that people would have been like “sure why not.” NOPE. I have NO expectations for tomorrow.