So, a new survey just dropped, and guess what? More than half of us aren’t exactly truthful when it comes to our dentist visits. And, you know what I’m talking about—flossing. Yep, 57% of people fess up to lying to their dentist about their dental hygiene. Why? Well, 60% say it’s to impress them, and another 33% just don’t want to look bad. But hold up—get this—48% of dentists can totally see through your fibs. They KNOW you didn’t floss! And if you’re in the 53% who admitted it, you’re not alone.

By the way, why do they always ask me at the dentist when I last flossed? Um, shouldn’t you know? You were there!
But, hey—it’s not the dentist I’m lying to, it’s the hygienist. That woman terrifies me!