We joked before the weekend that Halloween’s technically for the kids, but the weekend was for us adults to get in on the fun. So, a few friends and I decided to hit the town and, you know… stay out a little too long. Cheap, overly sweet shots were on special — which seemed like a great idea at the time but, as you’d guess, was a decision full of regret.

Sure, I saw plenty of scary costumes and even a horror flick or two this weekend, but honestly? Nothing’s scarier than waking up to realize the next 12 hours are going to be pure, self-inflicted misery.