We had a great discussion on the show about how dumb it is to have beef with a co-worker when they could be either your child or your parent. Here are some of our favourite texts that rolled in with what to call your work bully (not necessarily to their face – maybe in the shower or while on the treadmill after your long shift lol)

SOLID BURNS FOR SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE

1. Calm down, Sesame Street
2. That’s enough, Cocomelon
3. Ok, lunchable
4. Take it easy, Paw Patrol
5. Relax, Romper Room

SOLID BURNS FOR SOMEONE DOUBLE YOUR AGE

1. Calm down, Early Bird Special (or calm down, senior discount)
2. That’s enough, Golden Girl
3. Ok, Metamucil
4. Take it easy, prune juice
5. Relax, Land Line

ANYWAY, ENJOY THESE. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS IT DOESN’T GET YOU A MEETING WITH HR.